[ somarium ] voicemail

[selfmotivations]

Hey, it's Alvin. Just leave a message and I'll get right back to you.

[ooc: Just label any IC/OOC stuff in the subect line o/]

Comments

voice;

[rappigdinner]

I thought I would let you know that Peony makes a habit of naming his pets after people he knows and has generally taken a liking to. Truly, you should feel honored! [ Alvin, can you feel the chipper sarcasm dripping off of that last remark? ]

voice;

[selfmotivations]

[yes. yes he can.]

I'd feel more honored if he didn't act all weird around them.

[voice clearly not amused.]

Is he really always like that?

voice;

[rappigdinner]

Unfortunately, yes, I am afraid.

voice;

[selfmotivations]

And you have to put up with him. You have my sympathies.

voice;

[rappigdinner]

[ That draws a chuckle out of Jade. ]

I suppose I have no choice but to carry on. In any case, if you find yourself needing assistance in coming up with new and ever more creative ways to eliminate rappigs, do let me know.

voice;

[selfmotivations]

Don't worry, I think I got it covered. Besides, I'd rather be human about it.

[bullet through the head will do nicely. otherwise he has his bigass sword.]

But I think we'll just be raising the ones we brought back for now.

voice;

[rappigdinner]

Oh, I never said I wouldn't be humane about it. [ Said sweetly but even if the statement is true, let's face it. Jade probably wouldn't. ]

But in any case, I hope you are successful - particularly if you begin any sort of breeding program. After all, the scavenged supplies will only last so long.

voice;

[selfmotivations]

[why does he doubt Jade.]

I think the bigger problem is Milla.

But there's probably something in those farms and there's always grass.

voice;

[rappigdinner]

[ Because Alvin has trust issues, of course. ]

I am certain she can be convinced not to eat them all right away. Either way, best of luck!

[ And with that, he signs off because he has other things to do with his time right now. ]